“Jesus Christ knew he was God. So wake up and find out who you really are. In our culture, of course, they’ll say you’re crazy and you’re blasphemous, and they’ll never put you in jail or in a nut house (which is pretty much the same thing). However if you wake up in India and tell your friends and relations, ‘my goodness, I’ve just discovered that I’m God,’ they’ll laugh and say, ‘Oh, congratulations, at last you found out.’”